MORE COMING SOON!

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MORE COMING SOON! 🌲

Unhinged humor. Calm truths. Chronically ill. Creatively feral. Life, exactly as it is.

Life here is loud, full, and medically sponsored.

I live with multiple chronic health conditions, work with a whole team of doctors, and my kids see specialists too. We’re booked and busy—just not in a cute influencer way.

Some days I can barely get out of bed.

Other days I’m on the phone with doctors for hours like it’s my part-time job (it’s not, but it sure tries to be).

This shop exists so I can still create, contribute, and support my family when my body allows.

  • That means I work at a health-led pace, not a “burn myself out for productivity” pace.

  • Because of limited capacity, I don’t do back-and-forth messages or DMs.

If you’re here, thank you for meeting me where I am.

If you’re looking for instant replies or constant availability… this probably isn’t your corner of the internet—and that’s okay. 😌

I make hand-drawn designs, apparel, and small batches of things that say what everyone's thinking but won't say out loud.

Limited drops. No deadlines-I'm chronically ill. No pretending we're fine.